Tag: overheard or eavesdropping

Coffee

Yesterday I tweeted about a girl I overheard with a bonkers request whilst ordering my morning crack coffee. Each day I go to the same Eat store on my way to work and order a black Americano (long black), the people there know me now, they’re sweet and always work extra hard to get my coffee to me quick.

So what did this girl request? She asked for a “cappuccino with no foam”. I was thinking, is she serious? She had a serious face and had a take-no-bullshit look about her. I felt bad for my friends behind the counter who were now going to have to make this non-cappuccino cappuccino. She’s lucky I wasn’t working behind the counter as I would have said quite quickly – what the fuck is that? Do you mean a white Americano? But they smiled and nodded and went on their merry way to make this crazy lady’s hot beverage. I nearly turned to her and asked what a foam-free cappuccino was, what was the point?! She’s murdering an Italian classic. But then this is Eat, it’s not exactly a snobby Italian coffee bean spot – so I guess she had every right to amend it to her taste. But who doesn’t like foam?! Befuzzling.

You may be thinking, how can I even be drinking coffee while doing my Whole 30? It’s approved I’ll have you know. Bizarre, because I doubt the cavemen got out their percolators to brew their hot drinks on a daily basis, but the Whole 30 gurus are happy for us to stay caffeinated. Of course I’m having mine milk and foam free, so not breaking any rules. You’re probably better off without the addiction, but one cup a day isn’t hurting me. Well it could be, as without it my boyfriend doesn’t like being around me. Apparently I’m a monster (his words), I think he’s just being sensitive. Coffee is good for everyone – even without that bloody foam that gets in the way.

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Me in the morning.